Instructions to survive this blog

1. First, find the blog. If you even read this line, then you are in good track.

2. Find your nearest post.
a. To find your post just find this blog.
b. Also, there is a list of the titles of all the posts on the right hand side of this page.
c. You can also just scroll down, you will find one post per day (for now).

3. Read your post.
a. You do this by looking at the letters, that make up words, and you do it from left to right (unless you are Asian).

4. If by any chance you get lost in what you are reading...
a. Stop.
b. Go back a line.
c. Start reading again.
d. If that doesn't work, start the whole paragraph.
e. If THAT doesn't work, try reading the whole thing again.

5. Enjoy your post.
a. A smile will do.
b. A tear will do.
c. A loud laugh will do.
d. An "Oh my God" will do.

6. The second most important thing to do to survive this blog is to comment.
a. Comment PLEASE. It is almost a COMMAND.
b. How to comment:
1) Find the comment link. It is located below every post, next to the posting time.
2) Click! on the link
3) Clicking will take you to the comments page. Write your comment on the box.
4) After you write, choose an Identity, below the comment box choose Other, if you don't have a blogger account. PLEASE, DO NOT click ANONYMOUS. (because I want to know who's talking to me.
5) After that, there is a "word check" below, just put the words in the picture. (This is to neutralize bots... you know that).
6) Click Publish. And you are done.

7. The MOST important thing to do to survive this blog is to BOOKMARK this page, or put in you FAVORITES, so you won't forget to come back (the service of sending mail alerts of the page being updated are still in finacial talks). So, bookmark or favorites.
a. To bookmark, click on Bookmarks on your Firefox web browser and then click "Bookmark this page", and then "Ok"
b. To put as favorite, click on Favorites on your Internet Explorer web browser and then click "Add to favorites", and then "Ok"
c. Instructions for other web browsers and Macintosh are available upon request.

8. Thank you for visiting my blog (joelbuki's). If you follow these simple rules you will surely have a pleasant time. You will avoid rashes and bumps on your skin, and even prevent diabetes.

Thank you again.