Starting with this test, directly (or copied) from AsharEdith.com. I usually don't post these tests, but today I will make an exception. Because... well, you'll see why. haha
| Your Brain's Pattern |
 Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly. You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions. And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring. It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! |
So,
Joel's Self-esteem is +368590 right now!
Now, to the hugeamongous survey!
1. Are you in a relationship?
No
2. Do you hate more than 3 people?
don't know. probably. let me think... I truly despise two people, as of today, not counting the people I see on TV.
3. How many houses have you lived in?
In three. The first one I don't remember... (but I know it was there).
4. What is your favorite candy bar?
Twix, and Snickers
5. What are your favorite shoes?
I don't have a favorite. I use the leather "bodrogos" when it rains, because they dont let the water into my feet. And I use the "fabric" ones when it is sunny and I need to walk a lot.
6. Have you ever tripped someone?
Ye-heah
7. Favorite summer trip this year?
This year? this Summer? Well, no trips this summer. But the previous summer I was in Florida, and then New York.
8. Do you like marmite?
Don't know what the hell that is.
9. Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
I did. when she was pretty. A loooooong time ago. Dark ages.
10. Have you ever thrown up in public?
Yes. At school. I was really really sick, and the bathroom was on the other end of the school, so there was a trail of vomit. I even threw up out the window (and the windows were not the kind where you could stick your head thru, they were miamis)
11. Name someone that's always on your mind.
Can't name the name. It is confidential.
12. What is your favorite music genre?
Rock (soft, or alternative, or good experimental)
13. On a scale of 1-10, how fit is your mum?
like 4
14. What time were you born?
Didn't have a watch, sorry, but it was probably dark.
15. Do you like beer?
Not really.
16. Have you ever made a prank call?
Hmm. I guess... not. No I haven't. I dont like the phone.
17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
Britney Spears, as I said before, dark ages, it is lost somewhere in the piles of junk in my house.
18. Are you sarcastic?
sometimes
19. what is your favorite color?
dark blue, or yellow
20. How many watches do you own?
none
21. Whats your favourite band/group/artist?
so many. Celine Dion is on the top. Then The killers, Gorillaz... just look at my profile... ok
22. Spring or fall?
We don't get a great difference between spring or fall in Puerto Rico... but i guess I like fall.
23. What is your favorite color to wear?
Dark blue Jeans, and yellow shirts!
24. Pepsi or Sprite?
hard... Pepsi. no. Sprite... cant decide.
25. What color is your cell phone?
grey and a weird matte blue
26. Wheres your second home?
Disney! :(
27. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yep. In a non-confrontational way. If there's such a thing.
28. Have you ever had a cavity?
Yes. Like three.
29. How many lamps are in your bedroom?
There are actually three, but they're the same lamp, it just divides in three, one's missing a bulb
30. How many video games do you own?
dang, i dont keep count... like 7 for gamecube, 3 for ps2, and not to mention the ones my brother buys, or the ones of previous consoles...
31. What was your first pet?
i had fish, a rooster, and a rabbit. dont remember which came first.
32. Name the weirdest place you had dinner this summer?
Japanesse restaurant at the mall i guess
33. Do looks matter?
oh yeah
34. Errrrr?
???
35. Bush or Blair?
I Don't really bother. I dont even know.
36. American Eagle or Abercrombie?
Don't know. abercrombie has good posters tho
37. You ever been crowd surfing?
What's this? When people carry you in concerts? no, i havent
38. How many children do you want?
one or two
39. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Not yet.
40. What is your favorite breakfast?
Scrambled eggs with cheese and ketchup, with toast and butter on the side, and a glass of orange juice.
41. Do you own a gun?
No.
42. What was the last thing you ate?
Tuna Sandwich.
43. When was the last time you cried?
Don't remember. But it wasnt too long ago.
44. What did you do three nights ago?
lets see, today is monday, so I was at yoma's.
45. When was the last time you went to Olive Garden?
Dang. It was last December, when I was in Las Vegas, I was invited (thanks). There are no Olive Gardens in Puerto Rico :( and it is the best restaurant in the world
46. Have you ever called your teacher mom?
NO! haha
47. Do you own more than 3 pairs of shoes?
I think so... I have five... do sandals and rollerblades count? if not, then its three.
48. What are your nicknames?
Jojo, Jo, Joel, buki, hey you, bastard, mira nene...
49. Do you know anyone named Bertha?
I wish!
50. Have you ever been to Kansas?
I dont think i yearn kansas as dorothy did
51. Do you own something from Banana Republic?
Yes. Don't know what though.
52. Are you thinking about somebody right now?
well, I wasn't until this question came up... then I remembered question number 11.
53. Have you ever called someone Boo?
Well, the ghosts in Super Mario, of course!
54. Do you smoke?
Do not.
55. Do you own a diamond ring?
No. dont like them
56. Are you happy with your life right now?
I'll be happier tomorrow when school starts
57. Do you dye your hair?
No. That shit smells.
58. Does anyone like you?
Yes. But you should ask them
59. Who's your best friend(s)?
J,A,R,Y,A,M,Y,N
60. What were you doing May 10 of 1994?
I probably was finishing some test in the seventh grade at La Central (memories *sniff*), and getting ready for summer vacation
61. Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
No. I bought one for my sister. It is also lost in the heaps of junk.
62. McDonald's or Wendy's?
WENDY'S!!!! eeeeeverytime
63. Do you like yourself?
Only my feet, penis and hair.
64. Do you think you are attractive?
Sometimes
65. Favorite feature(s) of the opposite sex?
Eyes and navel
66. Are you afraid of the dark?
When I dont know where the fuck i am.
68. Do you have a webcam?
why do you want to know? yes.
69. Have you ever stripped?
to take a shower, yes
70. What are you looking forward to the most this week?
School start!!!
71. Right Handed or Left Handed:
Righty
72.The Shoes You Wore Today:
i was home, so, sandals, never barefoot
73. Your Weakness:
sweets
74. Your Fears:
unacomplishment, "forgotenness", abandonment
75.Your Perfect Pizza:
double cheese, meat and pineapple!
76. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Get enough money to travel next summer, and to finish the trimester
77. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
"ok" or "qué emoción".
78. Thoughts First Waking Up:
"What time is it?". then I check, and if it's too early i say: "it's too early".
79. Your Best Physical Feature:
my feet
80. Do you believe in yourself:
Yes. Most times.
81. Do you get Motion Sickness:
Not on rollercoasters, nor on boats. But if you spin or shake me long enough i will.
82. In the past month have you gone to the Mall:
Yes. Like twice. And soon I'll be there eeeveryday.
83. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nop. But I've had boxes of other cookies...
84. In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Actually, I have. Japanesse restaurant. I had "eel" and "california roll".
85. In the past month have you been on Stage:
Nop.
86. Are you a Health Freak:
not at all... although i've tried too... in this house it's hard to be healthy
87. Are you Attractive:
Again! Gosh, I said, sometimes!
88. Do you like Thunderstorms:
YES BABY! Thunderstorms, and hurricanes... the best ever...
89. Do you play an Instrument:
I would love to. Violin or piano.
90. Ever Shoplifted?:
Unintentionally.
91. How do you want to Die:
I donT!
92. What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Oh gosh. writer.
93. What country would you most like to Visit:
Japan! and/or France!
94. Your Bedtime:
it is 3:30AM right now... so check back when this questionaire is over.
95. Your Most Missed Memory:
DISNEY!!!!!
96. Pepsi or Coke:
This is easier than pepsi-sprite... I'll choose Pepsi over Coke everytime...
97. MacDonalds or Burger King:
Burger King. WENDYYYYSSSS
98. Number of Drugs you have taken:
Legal or illegal? In my lifetime or recently? you have to specify these things... I havent done illegals anyway... altho pot does smells like shit!
99. Number of CD's you own:
Gosh! 75? + 25DVDs
100. Number of Piercings:
None. dios me libre.
101. Number of Tattoos:
none. may god free me of these too (literally translated saying)
102. Number of things in your Past that you Regret:
like 4
103. What do you regret:
Not keeping in touch. Not taking an oportunity.
104. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Nestea!
105. Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla Ice Cream And Chocolate Milk, not the other way around.
106. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
do I have to? suburbs, behind the cemetery. everybody: woooo
107. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
El Huerto de mi amada, (Alfredo Bryce Echenique). Next is The Dark Tower IV (Stephen King).
108. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
The logo of my new university. Hey, it was free, ok!
109. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
The moment you have to leave someone you love for whatever reason.
110. ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?
Scary when ur in line. Awesome when your on. Electrifiying when you get off.
111.HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
I wait until someone gets it. oh! you mean cellphone... then as long as it takes to get it out of my pocket.
112. FUTURE SON/DAUGHTER'S NAME?
Daniel for boy. Sofía for girl
113. FAVOURITE FOODS?
rice, beans, good cornbeef, corn, amarillos (sweet fried plantains). OR a medium well sirloin steak with potato salad (the one I make). OR cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory in Disney Quest... ooh my god...
114. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
I was told that I did.
115. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
no, but with three pillows.
116. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
I haven't owned one yet.
117. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?
Too tired to think.
118. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Limoncillo (rum lemonade). i cant remember the other one... but the sweeter the better. (wooh! just remembered, malibu with pineapple juice, it's like candy!)
119. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Scorpio.
120. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
if they are really soft and buttery.
121. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Turist! and go everywhere! or tour guide! haha
122. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?
You shoulda asked that when u asked "you dye your hair?"! anyway, if it doesn't smell, i would do blue, bright sky blue, just for fun.
123. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes.
124. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Both.
125. FAVOURITE MOVIES:
Again, look at the profile! but, just a taste: The Green Mile, Lord of the Rings, The Others...
126. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Yes! envy me!
127. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?.
lots and lots of dust, and maybe some spiders too.
128. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
number 2
129. FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Gymnastics and volleyball
130.What sports did you play in highschool?
Bad volleyball
131. Are you a party animal?:
not really. but if u make me... (si me cucas)
132. Ever skip school (at highschool)?
I skipped classes. that's hard to do...
133. Were you a nerd?
I was part of an elite group I (we) liked to call "the antisocials". I don't know if I was a nerd. A dork, yes. A nerd i dont know.
134. Did you admire your homecoming king?
We dont have that. (at least we didnt).
135. Did you get suspended/expelled?
Nop. I was about to, because my hair was too long... (yeah, i was a rebel)
136. Who was your favorite teacher?
Art teacher. He was the greatest guy.
137. What was your favorite class?
Art and Math. reeeally good at math. and Art is self-explanatory by the previous question.
138. What was your school's full name?:
Escuela Central de Artes Visuales
139. School mascot?
Hmm, a caveman?, no wait, it was a Viking!
140. Did you go to Prom?
Yes! One of the best and saddest nights.
141. If you could go back and do it over, would you?
OH YES!
142. What do you remember most about graduation (highschool)?
OH, a very beatiful picture where I and all of my friends are in and there is a newborn baby carried by one of us in the middle.
143. Favorite memory of your Senior Year?
Lazing on the hallway floors during lunch.
144. Where did you go most often for lunch?
We couldn't get out of school, so we had to go to the "comedor" (dining room) which always gave us food. (most of the times it was actually good).
145. What did you do after graduation?
I took a friend home, and went home... I should have stayed in that hotel, damn it!
146. When did you graduate highschool?
1999
147. Where are most of your classmates?
I don't know. My closest friends are all doing ok. The rest...
148. Are you going to your ten year reunion?
If there is one... probably... i dont know
149. Who was your home room teacher?
History. I forget her name
150. Cappuccino or Coffee:
None!
151. Do you Swear:
NO! Damn it!
152. Do you Sing:
I've been told that I sing good...
153. Do you Shower Daily:
erm... sometimes me las apunto... but only if the day has been not-hot
154. Do you collect something?:
Yes, bionicles
155. Have you had surgery:
my tonsils, but i dont remember, so answer is no.
156. Do you go to the beach at night:
yes!, it is the best time to go
157. Why do you keep answering these questions?:
Because! i was told by a higher being.
158. Favorite day of the week:
Wednesday, because its hard to write
159. What time is it? and at what time did you start answering?
Well, today is thursday, and I started this on monday... so this answer may not work: 2:48Am
160. Who will repost this after you?
The Hell should I know! Someone with lots of balls. I've compiled a monster! its fucking ridiculous!
2 comments:
ay nene esto es muy largo como para leerlo completo...
hasta darle scroll me dio dolor de deo!
O_o
jajaja. yo ni sé cómo hice eso... debí estar en un trance mental of hell
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