¡Feliz Cumpleaños! Joyeux Anniversaire! Happy Birthday!

Ooolé olé olé oleee, oleeee oleeee
chijí, chijá chijá ja ja, el blog el blog pa rriba va!
que le cresca el pipí, que le cresca el pipí...

L'anniversaire de cet blog est aujourd'hui. Quelle émotion!

Woohoo!
So exciting. Year One, and counting!

And to celebrate... We added some very subtle changes to the page, and Thoughts are now categorized on the sidebar!!!!
And because Countdowns are in Fashion lately

I will countdown the Best 15 Posts of Joel's Thoughts on Stuff, and give 5 Special Prices (to myself!!!) WoohooO!

Lets Start Quickly!

At number 15 we have a simple, kind of odd remark, that doesn't even have a title *the public laughs robotically*, Please enjoy this face:
15. :\

14. The Shameless Petition of a Weird Stranger or The Sweaty, Whoreish-Looking Girl Who Supposedly Knew Me, Do I need to say more?

13. Adventures in People Watching or 30 people you will encounter on a doomed trip to San Juan, again speechless before this title.

12. One of the first post ever written on this blog:
Of Love, of Emptiness and Whatever Comes After

11. A rant about the unfairness of the world:
Puerto Rico y el mundo, un cuento ficticio

10. See what is so catastrophic with: Emergency!

9. Some mental illnesses for your enjoyment at number 9:
Electrocutions and OCD

8. A sensitive post about distance and friends:
Physical Distance and I put the luggage away

7. A postmodern conversation, you'd never hear something like this in the eighties: Conversación entre una madre preocupada y sus dos hijos preadolescentes y postmodernos en una tienta Game Stop

6. Animals living as humans in:
La perra puta y el perro tuerto y meón

5. We enter number five with the train!:
The Train Goes Slow in the Rain

4. And number 4 is the sequel to that post...:
The Trees Attack Again!

3. Number three is about love, oh yes, everybody needs it everybody wants it, here it is: Relationships: Forvigeness and Love

2. Number two was the root of this blog, it drove the idea of this blogs titles, even without knowing it... give it up for oldest post but the recently published:
Joel's Thoughts on Blogs, Story/Diaries and "Randomness"

But wait! Before we reveal the best post ever of Joel's Thoughts on Stuff, we will give the 5 special prices!!!

The price for the Most Repulsive Post ever written goes to *drumroll*:
Disgustingly Repugnat, Repulsive Stagnancy of Scatology
*and the crowd goes eeeww*.

The price for Breakthrough and most Honest Post goes to *drumroll*:
Hoy es Lunes 17
*and the crowd applauds and lift their fist in solidarity*

Now, the price for the Simplest and Truest Post goes to *drumroll*:
A thought
*and the crowd goes aaawww*

We're closing in towards the best of the best now, here is now, the price for the Cleverest Post ever, and the winner is:
The Hugeamungous Link!
Congratulations!, to the link.
*and the crowd goes wild*

And Now, the moment we all have been waiting for, the moment of truth. The last Special Price is also the winner of our Countdown! It's a two for one my esteemed audience, a two for one! And, the Price for the Most Heartwarming Post ever, and the Winner of today's Countdown is...
*all the post are shaking and biting their nails*
And the number ONE post ever, THE BEST OF THE BEST is, *drumroll* it started it all:
Is Home Where the Heart or Anywhere but Here?
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
*and the crowd cries with excitement and emotion*