Discombobulated

Are you discombobulated?

-Host: Aaand question #3, to Miss Discombobulated, here goes, if you were to win the crown tonight, what would be the first thing you would do as queen, as empress of the universe?
-Miss Discobobulated: I would do my best to bring peace to the world. *giggles and smiles*

*and the crowd goes wild*

[Drumroll]
-Host: And the winner for the most syllables in a word in the English language goes to Miss Discombobulated
*she gasps, smiles, then cries*

*and the crowd goes wild*


seriously now, from the incestuous marriage of Mr. Confused and Miss Disconcerted, a child was misscarried, and they named her Discombobulated. The poor child barely passed elementary school, for she couldn't write the 15 letters of her name. Then middle and high school was a pain, for she was constantly teased for her unusual name, they called her Ovulated and Bobblegirl, she'd cry and cry. But, as she was a freshman at the university she went into the English language pageant and won for her uniqueness against other long words like: sternocleidomastoid, antidisestablishmentarianism, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, "electroencefalografista" (from Spanish), aaaand "murciélago" (not being the longest word in Spanish, but one with all 5 vowels in less than 5 syllables). And so, Miss Discombobulated wins for being a weirdo.

*and the crowd goes wild*


Still discombobulated?