Tuesday, June 27, 2006

20 Things to do when you don't have internet

1. Buy Rollercoaster Tycoon and play for ages and ages and ages and ages.
2. Start to write a post that is no longer up to date. (the post was of Global Warming and the documentary "An Inconvenient Truth", it is still being played at Fine Arts, Miramar, go watch it, it is very interesting, but ya no tengo ganas de escribir el post que les convencería a verla...)
3. Read Stephen King's Dark Tower Series (a post coming up)
4. Do arrangements for graduate studies.
5. Sleep.
6. Masturbate.
7. Go places that I have never been before (which is good).
8. Go to the beach. (which was bad because of the beach flies (or majes en español) (a post coming up, possibly).
9. Write very fantastical stories.
10. Have very fantastical dreams due to the stories, and viceversa.
11. Waste time.
12. Invade people's houses to use their internet (but I already said that).
13. Wash the car.
14. Mop.
15. Watch the Fifa World Cup, which is reeeeeally awesome.
16. And today I shall go and see the new Bowling Alley at Plaza las Americas, Galaxy Lanes.
17. Look for a job ANYWHERE.
18. Arrange vacations.
19. Write down the things you do when you don't have internet, so as to say that you are doing something, and with the dispair that you might forget something, which is very likely.
20. And the best thing to do when you don't have internet is to try to answer they eighty-thousand emails that you get stored in ur inbox, saying and complaining that u don't have internet...

To all of those to whom I havent been able to comment on ur blogs... please bear... I have to invade more houses in order to do it...

Coming to a theater near u
joel

3 comments:

carol said...

yeah #15!

Que hicieron una bolera en Plaza Las Americas? En que parte?? Yo vivo al lado de Plaza y no me habia enterado de eso jaj

J O E L said...

queeee! que no sabes?
pues ahora lo sabes. recuerdas que cerraron los cines de la terraza? (o tampoco te enteraste que los cerraron jajaja?) Pues lo rehicieron y ahora es una bolera. bien chula. Pero no pude entrar porque aparentemete funciona como una discoteca (eran ya como las 7 PM) hay que pagar en la entrada y te registran y todo. Asi que no entre... pa la proxima... pero esta bien chevere.

Kahlúa Macarena said...

yo fui ayer y me explicaron que de viernes a sábado cobran un cover después de las 6 pm porque siempre tienen alguna banda tocando en vivo. nos íbamos a quedar, pero queríamos bolear nada más, y la lista de espera era de 2 horas... o_O andábamos con los sobrinos, y no pueden haber menores después de las 11 pm, so nos fuimos... ¬¬