Osteropornosis

In my drafts I had a list of words that I found at This blog, a long time ago. These words were made changing a letter or adding a letter and giving them another meaning, these are the ones I liked the most:

1. Bozone: (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.
4. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
5. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Then, these are just words with different meanings:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
5. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
6. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.


Entonces me inventé unas en español:

1. Mentira (s.) Mujer que, literal o simbólicamente, lanza a hombres por los aires.
2. Halón (s.) Elemento de la tabla periódica caracterizado por sus propiedades empujativas y halativas.
3. Lucha (s.), Dícese de un baño de puñetazos
4. Puñetazo (s.) Resíduo lechoso que se riega y molesta.
5. Impugnar (v.) Pelear impulsivamente.
6. Metano (s.) Metal pesado y tóxico cuando se guarda en lugares cerrados.
7. Empujativo (adj.) Se dice de los movimientos del parto.
8. Aguardar (v.) Regalar agua.
9. Halativo 1. (adj.) Que vuela con dios. 2. (s) dios televisivo
10. Bicha (s.) Chica bisexual.
11. Cagaré (s.), Depósito que se hace periódicamente

Y ahí, mi contribución lingüística. Añade las tuyas.